SKU: 45005057593
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The kangaroo pocket holds fidget toys
No scope creep included
This cotton t-shirt celebrates elite-level anxiety and the ability to jump to the worst possible conclusion in record time
Fit: like a hug from your least disappointing meeting
100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt Humourous Slogan Software Update In Progress Size:X-Small The kangaroo pocket holds fidgetRunning on fumes? Same. This shirt broadcasts what your brain is already doing: buffering, stalling, and politely refusing further input. Ideal for those days when youre present in body but spiritually defragging somewhere else. Co workers may assume youre deep in thought; in reality, youre running diagnostics on whether lunch is worth leaving the chair. Slip into this organic cotton cloud of plausible deniability. Because sometimes the only update
